• Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS

(via sadynax)

pandavalkyrie:

First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

(via sucxubus)

asker

kola21 asked: Does that mean Tavros is heavily into Pokemon

phemiec:

Shhh! Don’t let Tavros hear you talk about Pokemon, he’ll-

image

kirliq:


“Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

kirliq:

Sorry kid, but you’re my puppet now!”

did someone say demonically possessed twelve year olds…… I’m here for this……

(via real-faker)

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(via notyourvice)

frenchfrycoolguy:

why do people think dipper pines is cool

hes the biggest infant to ever live

  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man
demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

(via spacestepmom)

life-writer:

still trying to figure out how to draw these kids

(via thesunmaid)